Sexy Movie (2003) Reviews

• Sexy Mary makes merry

  Dr. Gore2005-06-04

  *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* I saw this on cable the other night. A guy wants to break into show business. Naturally, he starts making porno. He snags Mary Carey and some other babes from a brutish producer and starts filming his skin flick epic. So with the help of his fast talking friend, he makes his way into the biz. Swimming pools, porn stars and lots of sex in swimming pools with porn stars make for a good time. "Sexy Movie" was pretty good. It was one of the few late night flicks to actually hold my interest because of its story. That's kind of amazing. The actors were decent, the fast talking buddy was funny and the women were hot. You've got to give it up for Mary Carey. Her breasts are huge! I had to say it. The sex scenes are all pretty good. None of them really stand out but they were decent. I was pleased with "Sexy Movie". It's worth a look.

• Unintentionally funny movie with hot sex scenes.

  insomniac_rod2006-07-23

  Nice is the word that best describes this movie. I really dug the concept of the hardcore movie in production. The movie is unintentionally funny and that's a plus when it's low budget. Some of the women aren't that attractive (some of them even had surgery) but have hot bodies and act pretty good in their sex scenes. Other thing that really worked for the movie was the soundtrack. It was catchy, and worked perfectly for the situations. The sex scenes are steamy and very well done. Also, the moans are very loud. The female actresses really know how to turn the audience on with their wild moans. This movie shows complete male/female nudity. Watch it for the sex scenes and for it's funny plot. "Sexy Movie" is a must see for lovers of soft core.

• Oh yeah! A softcore movie about making hardcore movies.

  dbrown-0702042004-03-29

  This review contains spoilers. Given the title of this movie and the story, I went in expecting start to finish, non stop sex. I was not disappointed. Let's get to what counts. There are nine sex scenes. Six of the scenes are boy/girl, one is girl solo, one is girls solo, and one is girl/girl. The women are all attractive. I recognized adult film star Kaylynn, and I'm pretty sure at least one of the other women was from adult films as well. The real treat was a boy/girl scene with Playboy playmate Katie Lohmann, Miss April 2001. She isn't even advertised on the packaging which means that either she didn't want to be, or the marketing people at Playboy/Image are idiots, because she has a body that could stop traffic. All the sex scenes are good. The sounds of the actors aren't drowned out by the music and they all play out to completion. This is easy to recommend.