Top Coat Cash (2017) Reviews

• Absolute worst film I've tried to watch

  kjkoopman2017-02-03

  This is an amateur production, at best, with no imagination in the story line nor cinematography. The acting is non existent, most stand there and simply say their lines like a junior school play. Unwatchable, and that's being kind. No spoilers needed as the fact this film will spoil any time you waste watching it. I usually cross reference movies on IMDb, particularly 'arthouse' films and was pleased to find this movie was over 8 - the fact only about 20 people reviewed it should have been a warning - they are quite obviously the cast, crew and friends (which would probably make up about 20). My partner and I simply could not sit through the entire length as it was so bad. If you don't believe this review I challenge you to watch it and comment on this post.....

• Oh my god...It's so bad.

  d-442492017-03-15

  This must be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Let me rephrase; The worst I've even tried(!) to watch. I didn't make it past ten minutes. The camera work is bad, post production is bad, muzzle flash effect and blood effects are bad and the acting is appalling. It's like an amateur backyard production or some school play. I decided to watch the 'movie' because at the time I'm writing this it scores 7.3 out of 10!? I don't understand how the IMDb rating can be so high? Have people been paid to write those positive reviews? That said, don't waste your time with this junk.

• Don't bother

  alisonuzzell2017-03-14

  Seriously do not bother. The acting is like my husband getting all his mates down the pub & saying "hey I've got a good idea! Let's make a film" whilst still under the influence!! Absolutely shocking acting. A total waste of 90 minutes Dreadful on all counts. Not sure where or why the actors were employed but this could have been a good story with the right people, finance & directors

• Astroturfing is getting out of hand

  braden07322017-03-15

  I literally created an IMDb account just so I could post this review. IMDb seems to be getting inundated with astroturfed reviews.This movie has without a doubt been given positive reviews from either paid shills or people who worked on the project. It is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I couldn't even make it to the end. I've slogged through some real stinkers, in fact it is a bit of a hobby of mine. I couldn't even make it through this one. In fact, that is the reason I gave it 2 stars instead of one. I'm slightly impressed by a movie that is so void of redeeming qualities that I can't make it to the end. I wish it could have been a "good" bad movie, but it took itself way too seriously. The acting is horrible. Over half of the scenes in the movie serve absolutely no purpose. The characters are incredibly bland and one dimensional. I honestly never thought I could be bored during a bank heist scene. I'm not even sure how they managed to do that. I'm almost impressed that they could take such a potentially thrilling movie concept and turn it into a snooze. Please, do not bother with this film. It is absolutely abysmal and you won't get that time back.

• action, humour, engrossing? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

  Mandatory-Field2017-03-16

  The basic story line is reasonable but .... don't you dare waste any money to see this - and don't waste your time if you can get it for free either. Pathetic scripting, wooden actors, unbelievably bad action, almost meaningless sub plots, big time gangsters who wouldn't scare anyone and FBI agents who show as much authority as a stray cat. Overall, totally amateurish in execution and delivery - a total time waster