The Zombinator (2012) Reviews

• Oh my, what a load of crap!

  alanpbate2013-06-28

  Purchased this film on Filmflex after seeing a rating of 8.4. All I can say is that these scorings must have been written by the cast and crew. It is a dire film, disjointed, no decent storyline, non existent acting, crap cinematography......oh, the list is endless. I want my money back I want my time back. I want the hair that I pulled out watching it back Please, please, please save your time and watch paint dry somewhere! Complete and utter load of rubbish. Z list of the highest order. Why has this even been allowed on FilmFlex? It's utterly disgraceful to charge £4 for this! I would have preferred to throw the money into a lake than put a penny in the pockets of whoever commissioned this film.

• the public need warned

  nostromo642013-06-17

  This had a 7.5 rating so being a fan of the zombie genre I decided to rent it. This was possibly the worst decision I ever made. The zombies are slow and not even scary, the cast are so irritating I find myself rooting for the zombies. The dialogue is ludicrous and the actors just scream and shout over each other. This is possibly the worst zombie film I have ever witnessed. Also it's filmed in that camcorder style and also in semi darkness. You would think that would add an edge to the whole endeavour but it doesn't, it just makes you wonder what the hell is going on all the time. My advice: don't bother with this garbage.

• Should have been terminated

  scottfeenan2013-07-15

  I LOVE well made Zombie films and even a few "dodgy ones" but there is nothing on this Earth I despise more than Zombie films like this. It is shot on a camcorder and if done properly (rec-spanish version) can make for a good film. I will describe the film as follows: Give a camcorder to a bunch of teens with no acting skills and script. Tell them to aimlessly run around and shout over each other. Get some of their friends to smear fake blood on their faces and grin at the camera. the result-The Zombinator. Its actually making angry that I watched this drivel, 90 minutes of my life i won't get back. How this film got 8.4/10 makes me speechless. I'm guessing the people involved in the film have been on here voting. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!

• Wow...This made my soul hurt...

  emt_guy20002014-06-22

  Okay, it's time to rip this steamer to pieces... While I am a huge fan of the zombie genre, this unmitigated disaster made me want to seek damages. I will never get this time back! From the insane overacting, the plot that wasn't, and the titular character ( a black trench coat clad Blade clone) who appears for about 30 seconds in the entire film, this is 85 minutes of pure horrible. I mean, you can't even make fun of it, it would be like slapping a blind kid. So if you feel the need to cause yourself pain, just drive nails into your forehead. It would be less painful and far more entertaining for those around you than subjecting yourself to this pile of crap.

• Need to be a brain dead zombie to enjoy this one

  zombie-322014-02-10

  Wow First off I enjoy a) horror movies b) b-grade movies (or lower), and c) b-grade zombie flicks As for spoilers - it is a massive whale sized pile of crap of all the bad film crap I have self abused by watching this in in the top 20 in at least No. 15 position The acting was varied from bad to insipid. Sorry guys and gals you may have put some effort in but you should not have skipped acting school. many seem to have enrolled themselves in the Charles Bronson School of emotional acting but failed due to lack of range. There was a script? I thought they were just drunken ad-libbing their lines. Directing? there was? Cinematography at best had a half arsed effort by someone who had heard of a movie camera. There was clear on the job learning as no previous training could be seen.