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ACTOR
Tom LongMichelle Ellen JonesKeefer BarlowJake Byrd
DIRECTOR
Joe Grisaffi
SYNOPSICS
Conjoined (2013) is a English movie. Joe Grisaffi has directed this movie. Tom Long,Michelle Ellen Jones,Keefer Barlow,Jake Byrd are the starring of this movie. It was released in 2013. Conjoined (2013) is considered one of the best Horror movie in India and around the world.
When a lonely man finds out the love of his life has a conjoined twin, who happens to be a serial killer, he must take drastic measures to keep his love life intact while keeping himself out of big trouble.
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Conjoined (2013) Reviews
Did they just do that?
Wow. This movie is one of those B movies that you watch with your friends over a few beers. To answer the question "did they just do that?" YES. You will see quite a few WTF moments that will be talked about over the water cooler the next week or two. Because it's not a studio movie, they can basically do whatever they want... and they do. It's got some genuine funny moments, genuinely hot cast members and some other members get cast aside, ouch. It's great fun for an evening with friends and alcoholic beverages. In many respects, its more entertaining than a big budget horror film because it doesn't take itself too seriously. Have fun!!!
A must see
Anybody out there who loves horror, a little dark comedy and lots of blood must go out and watch Conjoined. It is a dark comedic romp that will have you saying "what just happened?" and keep you wanting more.The great thing about this is, more you definitely get. The story is well-crafted and well acted. The director does an excellent job executing the story and keeping it moving at the perfect pace. Go out and grab your copy of the next great cult classic. You won't be sorry that you did.
Decently Ripping - A Nice Low Budget Flick
This film is genuinely funny. There's a beauty in not taking some things so seriously. Conjoined definitely offers a solid ninety minutes of laughs, and even a few concerned looks. I think this would be a great title for Netflix. I imagine a group of friends with a twelve pack of beer would find this movie a very great source of entertainment for their late night get together. I'll add this. I personally think the film goes perfectly smooth, like a great wine, with a very serious movie like There Will Be Blood, or even 2001: A Space Odyssey. No, seriously watch THAT triple feature and put Conjoined right smack in the middle. Or, just get a twelve pack, and you'll be fine.
Bad taste comedy horror
CONJOINED is a sick little comedy horror about a guy who begins an online relationship with a beautiful woman, only to discover that she's a conjoined twin. Even worse, her sister is a serial killer. There's no more plot to it than that, and no real laughs ever, as this ultra-cheap effort is consistently unfunny. It's clear that the writer of this trash has been inspired by the films of the Farrelly brothers and his film is just as boringly offensive as their output. The director has a single room which is constantly redressed to look like different locations, and the bright, high definition quality of the film-making shows up just how cheap it really is. Add in silly sub-plots, lame overacting and a deliberately cheesy tone and you have one off-putting movie.
Whoa.
"Conjoined" is a twisted tale of a man's pursuit of love that will evoke a mixture of emotions you never thought you'd feel simultaneously. You'll laugh, you'll cry.. or you know, scream in horror! Most probably you'll end up finding yourself doing all three at the same time! This film has succeeded in making me feel awkward. LOL. There are moments in there that make me feel like , "Uhhh....what?" I can't even find a word to describe the feeling! LOL. You know how they say art imitates life? WELL, this movie really makes me wonder about the filmmaker's love life. HAHA! At the end of the movie, a thought ran across my mind: "What is wrong with them?!" Hahaha! I'm just teasing with that; however, in all seriousness I liked this movie because it's gruesome, it's dark, and it made me laugh. All in all.. It was a bloody good time. ;) Pun most definitely intended! With that being said and without giving too much away, I suggest you grab your popcorn and get as comfy as you can! This film is quite the experience! You don't want to miss it!