Blockers (2018) Reviews

• Is it just me or does this film seem grotesquely overrated?

  jackwarchibald2018-04-10

  Blockers is a film that I personally looking forward to a bunch. The trailers completely sold me on this idea of a hard R, raunchy comedy that was original, heartfelt, and delivered some dang good laughs too! Unfortunately, all the stuff you heard that was funny in the trailer is either not funny because you've heard it all before or it's cut out of the movie entirely. So don't see Blockers. It's a painfully unfunny crude-fest that delivers crap humor, no emotion, disney-channel acting, and a worthless story. The only good things about it are the three daughters and one of their dates. Giving this one a generous C- or on Imdb, a 5/10

• Speechless

  johngifford-019402018-04-08

  Blockers takes every possible annoying aspect in American comedy and amplify's it to the point of maximum uncomfortably, resulting in an almost 2 hour sluggish, unfunny, disappointing comedy that completely misses it's mark in both humor and heart.

• WTF is with the positive reviews for this trash?!

  bobsaunderson2018-05-07

  This was easily the worst comedy or movie I have ever seen. I'm not offended by vulgarity, Horrible Bosses was brilliant, this wasn't...period. Don't waste your money on this crap!

• Good for an hour

  jackscheske2018-04-07

  This movie was a good, generic crude slapstick comedy for about an hour, but ran out of jokes and fell painfully flat at the end. Sacrificed comedy and screenwriting to push a political message for nearly a third of the movie. Tried to be inspiring instead of funny, and just turned out to be annoying. Don't pay money to watch this. Watch once it's out on DVD if you're bored and easily amused.

• Parents-burglars vs. first sex of their children

  BiiivAL2018-06-05

  A comedy with a rather interesting title "There Will not Be Sex !!!" was released in our country at a time when most pupils finish school and prepare for graduation balls. Perhaps this was the right decision, and although the film has already collected a good cash register, it seems that it could have been more, it would have come out in May. But what has already been done can not be corrected, therefore we will look at what is already available. A very carbon monster turned out to be enough for me to watch this movie. In fact, this is another story of the relationship between parents and their children, in this case daughters. Only this time, attention is focused on a very piquant topic - before the prom night, adult males are already deciding to end virginity and, at all costs, start their first sex in their lives. And it all started with the fact that one of them, going to a party, just forgot to close her laptop, and unsuspecting parents "accidentally" saw the correspondence of the heroines. And then it raced ... They begin to chase their daughters, so as not to let them carry out their plans. The catch is that it is difficult for any one of them to blame something, because each parent has his own problems. The first is excessively caring, the second is a single mother, the third is divorced. They do not yet fully realize that children have grown up, and are not ready to let them go free swimming. Daughters also do not have everything smoothly: they suffer from too much attention of parents, in addition, one of them understands that in the so-called "sex pact" she is purely formal, and so far she can not decide with whom she wants to build relationships. Each actor turned out to be a special character, and they coped very well. Leslie Mann embodied the ideal single mother, John Sina - a sport-obsessed but very emotional person, Hayk Barinholtz - the most clockwork and one of the most soberly assessing the situation of the parents. Actresses who played maturing daughters, also performed well: they did not overplay and did not play bad. For the most part, the jokes sounded and shown in the film were vulgar and even too vulgar, but periodically they were diluted with a rather witty humor. A very pleasant addition was the extremely funny scene after the beginning of the credits. "There will not be sex !!!" - this is a classic American comedy of the category "18+", at the proper level raising the issue of growing up and sexual becoming a person. Will go to view.